Banged-up realist

"Ask any of us cynical bastards to lift up our shirt, and we'll show you where we got shot in the heart."

I write. I offend. I'm broken. It happens.

I have an obsession with Astrology. Sun: Virgo, Moon: Sagittarius, Rising: Taurus

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January 28th, 2012
quickmeme: Philosoraptor

quickmeme:

Philosoraptor

January 27th, 2012
quickmeme: Scumbag Brain GPOY

quickmeme:

Scumbag Brain

GPOY

In any case you mustn’t confuse a single failure with a final defeat.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via alicemeetsbettie)

(Source: honeyforthehomeless, via alicemeetsbettie)

Scooby Doo Xmas PJs in January. They were on sale.

Scooby Doo Xmas PJs in January. They were on sale.

(Source: sanzelize, via shutuptiti)

Textbooks in College

  • Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
  • Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
January 26th, 2012
lookhigh: In response to Earth’s nice new portrait… Triple Jupiter Eclipse (NASA)

lookhigh:

In response to Earth’s nice new portrait…

Triple Jupiter Eclipse (NASA)

(via npr)

(via psychoglossia)

alextaytay: ITS A PRETTY KITTY, get out of dat mug siwwy

alextaytay:

ITS A PRETTY KITTY, get out of dat mug siwwy

(via psychoglossia)

January 25th, 2012

(Source: mypantsareonfire)