March 2012
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
morgangallas:
Mixtape | Brand New
Watchmypantsareonfire:
thedailywhat:
Not Even Once of the Day: A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world while smoking meth inside of it.
The iconic 118-foot Seminole County cypress tree known as The Senator, estimated to be some 3,500 years old, burned to the ground in January following what police believed to be an arson attack.
But a Crimeline...
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February 2012
yeahiwasintheshit:
ryanhatesthis:
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aneuromess:
now it’s computers and more computers
and soon everybody will have one,
3-year-olds will have computers
and everybody will know everything
about everybody else
long before they meet them
and so they won’t want to meet them.
nobody will want to meet anybody
else ever again
and everybody will be
a recluse
like I am now.
- Charles Bukowski
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Today, my little Pisces is 2. He is such an amazing creature. He is sweet, shy, intelligent, and VERY intuitive. He is everything I am not, and I am so glad he can teach me. My two year old has taught me more about life in his short life than anyone else ever has.
He makes me an emotional ball of mush, and I love every second with him. I would not trade him for anything and the only way my...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
laddertospace:
One day, I’ll write again.
“Forever is composed of nows.”
– Emily Dickinson (via girlwithoutwings)
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