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January 21st, 2012
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing into your mouth and watch whatever is on Netflix instant. And on weekends, you try to psych yourself up to go out at night but then you realize you are just so damn tired and Netflix instant sounds awesome. And there’s all that driving and like, having to wear pants.
“TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose  (via catnipevrdeen)

And shoes.

(Source: hellogiggles.com, via yeahiwasintheshit)

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