Me and this guy? We are pretty freakin good together.
That moment when you are doing something and think, “I wish my best friend was here. I wish he was here to laugh with me, to make poke of me, to laugh AT me.” That’s what best friends are all about; they’re the person that laughs at all of your flaws, to show you how trivial they are, and you laugh with them.
You’re just jealous cause we’re young and in love.
Fuck my husband rules. Look at this T-shirt he bought me while he’s in Afghanistan.
I hack my husband’s Facebook and then comment on it.
I think in a relationship if you can’t fart in front of each other then maybe you should break up.
Hahahahaha. Definitely just had a conversation with a friend about how Jason and I have absolutely no boundary lines, while her and her husband have lots.
(Source: alittlebittaller)